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robert

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10 Rules For Dating My Daughter
« on: June 19, 2013, 12:33:56 AM »
10 Rules for Dating my Daughter

1. Get a job
2. Understand I donít like you
3. Iím everywhere
4. You hurt her, I hurt you
5. Be home 30 minutes early
6. Get a lawyer
7. If you lie to me, I will find out
8. Sheís my princess, not your conquest
9. I donít mind going back to jail
10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you
« Last Edit: June 19, 2013, 12:36:08 AM by robert »

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Re: 10 Rules For Dating My Daughter
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2013, 12:53:48 AM »
Oh Wow! I'll show this to my daughter, who turned 16 last week and thinks I am being over-protecting and possessive   ;D

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Re: 10 Rules For Dating My Daughter
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2013, 09:30:11 AM »
My daughter is 21, the rules never change.

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Re: 10 Rules For Dating My Daughter
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2013, 04:48:30 PM »
Rule #11 - You must be a eunuch...LOL!!

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Re: 10 Rules For Dating My Daughter
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2013, 07:55:21 PM »
Isn't your daughter in University?

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Re: 10 Rules For Dating My Daughter
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2013, 11:05:14 AM »
One just graduated, the other is running her own business. The youngest just finished grade 4, today!

Isn't your daughter in University?